What guys know.
1. We know stuff about tanks.
2. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase.
3. We can open all our own jars.
4. We can make decisions without a support group.
5. We can leave a motel bed unmade.
6. We can kill our own food.
7. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
8. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
9. If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our friend.
10. Underwear is $10 a three-pack.
11. Three pairs of shoes is more than adequate.
12. We don't have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming.
13. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
14. We can sit quietly and watch TV with a friend for hours without
thinking "He must be mad at me."
15. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
16. We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a littlegift.
17. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you just might become lifelong friends.
18. Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
19. We are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors.
20. We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
21. The same hairstyle lasts for years-maybe decades.
22. We don't have to shave below the neck.
23. A few belches are expected and tolerated.
24. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
25. We can do our nails with a pocketknife.
26. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before Christmas and be done in 45 minutes.
Rules that guys wished women knew:
1) Don't cut your hair.....Ever
2) Sometimes we're not thinking about you.....live with it
3) Saturday=Sports
4) If you think you are fat.......you probably are......don't ask us
5) Anything you wear is fine......really
6) Woman wearing wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at
7) Learn to work the toilet seat.....if it's up put it down
8) Ask for what you want......subtle hints do not work!!!
9) Mark anniversaries on the calendar
10) Peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank
range...we are bound to miss sometimes
11) Yes and No are acceptable answers
12) A 17 month headache is a problem.....see a doctor
13) Anything said over six months ago is inadmissible in an argument
14) If you don't act like Victoria's secret models...don't expect us to
act like soap opera guys
15) If something can be interpreted two ways, and one of those days
makes you sad or angry.......... We meant it the other way
16) Ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.....not both
17) You have enough clothes
18) Men are from earth....women are from earth....deal with it.
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